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Pinga De Clown (A.K.A. The Foreign Guy, Prince Pinga Bin Poopin)From Frigid Brazil, his dad really won the
Nobel Peace Prize.
He is an actor, stunt rider of tall bikes and he can pop his own zits.
I asked him “Whats the most dangerous animal you ever encountered in
your home country?”
“Soccer Hoolagins and glue sniffing children.”
He wears a futuristic reptile man outfit when it's cold and a skirt
when he's horny (hey ladies, he's single-ish, hung like a mackerel and
speaks with a thick Mongolian accent).
From Beerstain Texas he ran away with the
circus at 17 years old and has spent more than a decade criss crossing
the country in bands, circustroups and just walking. He is the boss of
the show, plays music and
paints chickens.
I asked him “How can you be boss of an anarchist
organization?” then he hit me with a stick.
Dingo has worked with many famous people over the years like Jenny Jones
and Will Workforf Ood.
Read Da Dingo
Dizmal Digest
Chlorine
Enema Jones
(A.K.A. Caffiene Jones, Auntie McDonalds,
Nightshade the mime, Nacho Mama)
The only member of the team that grew up in
Portland, she was born in Utah, but escaped before becoming Utarded.
She has been in show biz as long as I can remember. She is a puppet
builder, sculptor, stand up comic and most important, a voice of
reason. I asked her : Is it hard to live at the clown house?
She said livin is easy, it's having yer name on all the bills and
everything that's the challenge.”
Will Workforf Ood
(A.K.A. Collateral Damage)
He claims to have been raised in a shack near Reno Nevada.
He plays banjo, guitar, drums [sometimes well] and has never heard
asong he didn't like because with his attention span, he has never heard
a whole song.
I asked him “You didn't really grow up in a shack didj'a?”
He said “Oh yeah, you could look straight up in any of the one
room and see daylight.”
He wears the target face because when we throw stuff it always tends to
hit him, or at least he gets kicked in the balls.